Here's part II---
Know
1. How to fix a leaky faucet without making jokes about "men's work."
2. How to clean the kitchen without making jokes about "women's work."
3. Sorry ladies I can't put this down here. Contact me if you want to know!
4. Oops!! Can't write this down either. Sorry!
5. Why holding the door or treating you to dinner isn't sexist, but asking whether you're in a bad mood because you're premenstrual is.
6. The location of the lint filter in the dryer.
7. When no means no.
8. What your favorite flower is and where to buy a bouquet of it.
9. Why he shouldn't be jealous of your cat, best friend or the old boyfriend you ate
lunch with last week.
10. Here's another one I can't add--aren't you just dying to know what it is????
11. How to cook foods other than meat.
12. Why what Woody did to Mia was wrong.
13. How to buy his own mother a birthday present.
14. The words to your favorite song and whether his voice is good enough to serenade you with it.
15. Hmmm I wonder if I can omit some words. Okay I'll do that----
How to massage your back without also massaging other distinctly nonback areas.
16. How to massage those nonback areas without giving you the sense he's kneading a particularly tough hunk of dough.
17. When he should leave you alone when you say, "Leave me alone."
18. When not to.
19. How to navigate beyond the beer and chips/snacks/dips aisles at the supermarket.
20. That saying "I'm sorry" does not make him a wimp.
21. How to surprise you in b_d.
22. How to be surprised back.
23. Why you're the best thing that ever happened to him.
24. Why he's the best thing that ever happened to you.
25. How to keep it that way.
Print this out and put it where you better half can see it everyday! Until next time.
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